Funding and Volatility Alerts

The conditions that change what a trade costs, pushed to you as they happen.

The calculators here answer a question when you ask it. The alerts answer one you did not know to ask — when funding turns expensive, when the venues disagree about what a position costs, when a move arrives on volume that was not there an hour ago.

What actually gets sent

Not a price ticker. Eleven conditions, each one a thing that changes what a trade costs:

Each alert arrives with the arithmetic already done and a link to the calculator that turns it into a decision. A daily digest goes out on a fixed schedule so there is one predictable read, not a stream of interruptions.

Commands

CommandWhat comes back
/statusPrice, funding on every venue, basis, sentiment, latest headline
/fundingFunding rate side by side, and which venue is cheapest to hold right now
/basisPerpetual versus spot — whether leverage is paying up
/liq 80000 10Liquidation price and how far it sits from entry
/fees 1000 10What a round trip costs, as a share of your margin
/size 10000 1 80000 78000Position size from your risk budget, not your leverage
/newsThe headline most likely to move price, with a direction read

The bot runs the same arithmetic as the calculators on this site, from the same formulas — an answer in Telegram and an answer here cannot disagree.

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